Should I be worried when on a Saturday ride........

• I ask someone to come through and he says no, he is admiring my legs!
• We wait 30mins for a female rider who wanted to ride early and she still doesn't turn up.
• We are riding two abreast and a rider decides to ride three abreast by coming up the inside!
• Or when someone pulls to the front of the peleton and decides to unclip and perform his stretches on the bike!
• What about when a rider asks which way round their wheel (rear) should go?
• Even when I pass The Heid going up hill?
• Or even when we undertake a Saturday ride with no planned coffee stops

Nearly all true!