To remind you...

The cast is as follows :-

Lance – old boy, bit mouthy, can be grumpy but occasionally shows his class – David Ogg – occasionally goes by the name of Johny (Frank’s dad).

Cippolini – flamboyant dress sense, always in the wheel but boy can he sprint – John Dargie.

Andy Schleck – younger brother of Frank, bit of a climber, naive but has come of age – Graham Leitch

Emma Pooley – tiny wee thing, does things by stealth, concentrating on cycling this year so could be dangerous – Karen Glendinning

Jan Ullrich – Fond of an off season diet but talented underneath it all, dedication over the winter means it may be his best season ever – Bruce Heron

Tina Pic - A cadence that's slower than the tick of a clock, all determination and experience our newest rider - Aileen Scott.

Hincappie – experienced and classy, eyes on retirement but he may have an Indian summer yet – Bruce Lees

Cadel Evans – anonymous a lot of the time – occasional brilliance if he turns up – Cormac MacCauley

Emma Davies – impressive palmarès, yet to be witnessed in the bunch – Emma Lamont

Nicole Cooke – undoubted winner on the road and a never say die attitude – Sian Tovey

Thor Hushovd – a big unit, class when he gets his frame shifting – Robert Heron

Pozatto – pretty boy of the bunch, all the newest shiny gear and with a preference for green - Gordon Durnan

Jason Queally – in his day one of the best riders on the track, living the dream again – Ian Churcher

Cancellara – sheer class on a bike, all power and undiluted adrenalin – Giancarlo Romano

Menchov – tall classy rider on his day, prone to having bambi like moments and a love affair with the tarmac – Stuart Reid

Jens Voigt – big unit, not that pretty to watch but effective – Brian Skinner

Thomas Voeckler – our own “petit blanc”" due to his small stature and pale complexion, famous for something once – he will have to remind us - Ewan Mulhern

Any other riders requiring a name?